i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
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I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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