Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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