He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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