Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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