somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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