Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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