Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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