Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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