Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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