he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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