what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
