I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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