I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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