that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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