Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize