quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We need a shit load of segways right now
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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