so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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