Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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