yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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