We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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