i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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