Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
worst night to have a conscience
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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