Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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