It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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