arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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