i think my tv is drunk
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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