I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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