Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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