At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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