i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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