oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
