did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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