Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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