I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
that is very illegal...i love you.
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