She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We don't watch enough power rangers
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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