White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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