that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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