I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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