Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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