Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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