so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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