I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
