What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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