We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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