I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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