I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We left an ass print on the piano.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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