Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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