Sry I called you an 8
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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