Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
