you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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