When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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