the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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