He is an equal opportunity slut.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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