is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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