party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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