I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think your dad took our porno
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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