I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Watching her eat just hurts me
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
