yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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