Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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