Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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